The Salt Report
About the Show
We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where four of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Niki who is determined to be the best tank in Final Fantasy 14. We are also happy to announce our newest member Jessi, who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!
2017 sure was a Salty year
December 31st, 2017
19 mins 9 secs
2017, comic books, hentai, humor, jokes, movies, music, nerd culture, nerds, salt, salty, video games
Special episode featuring guests, jokes, snaps, and all things salty from 2017
Episode 35: Merry Chrysler
December 25th, 2017
2 hrs 18 mins
christmas, funny, geeks, humor, lesbians, nerd culture, nerds, pop culture, silly, star wars, the last jedi, video games, xmas
The last episode official episode of 2017!!!! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a HAPPY New Year!!!!!!! See yall in 2018
Episode 34: Lance Bass is in Kingdom Hearts
December 19th, 2017 | 2 hrs 25 mins
Time to pull out your Keyblades, star wars thoughts, and boss baby diapers out for this one.
Episode 33: Trout Pout
December 11th, 2017 | 2 hrs 47 mins
Christmas miracles do happen!!! Our good friend, supporter, and Papa Smurf himself Jeremy Greer joins the Salt Report
Episode 32: Lawd have Moicy
December 5th, 2017
1 hr 47 mins
anime, avengers, black mirror, bloodborne, comics, cosplay, ff14, geeks, infinity wars, jojo, movies, nerds, netflix, ps4, shot in the dark, video games, warframe
Avengers Trailers, Jojo hentai, 3D printing, the Witcher, and the holiday spirit all in one salty location.
Episode 31: Niki Busts a NUT!!
November 28th, 2017
2 hrs 5 mins
anime, blizzard, ff14, ffxiv, final fantasy 14, geeks, git gud, jeff kaplan, menat, mercy, moira, nerds, nerfed, net neutrality, netflix, nuts, overwatch, pecans, persona 5, ps4, punisher, street fighter, street fighter v, the devil is a part timer, video games, warframe, xbox one
that episode title tho...
Episode 30: Fair Trade Clown Dick
November 21st, 2017 | 2 hrs 9 mins
This might be the most important episode of our podcast... also there's talk of rotten clown dick
Episode 29: Children of the Optometrist
November 14th, 2017
2 hrs 3 mins
bloodborne, comics, creepy, halloween, salt, stranger things 2, video games
The gang is all back after a week off, and there is some serious salt coming your way!
Bonus Episode: Awoo Mr. Police (The Snowman Spoilercast)
October 31st, 2017
1 hr 16 mins
harry hole, jo nesbo, michael fassbender, spoilercast, suspense, the snowman
Join K, Jessi, Niki, and special guest Joan as they dive deep into the Snowman movie
Episode 28: The Time Pizza Theory
October 31st, 2017
1 hr 27 mins
anime, anime banzai, bleach, comedy, cosplay, final fantasy 14, funny, geeks, halloween, hilarious, humor, nerds, spooky, spoopy, time pizza theory, video games
Join K, Niki, Jessi, and special guest Joan as they uncover the secrets of the Time Pizza Theory
Episode 27: The Monster Cereal Podcast
October 24th, 2017
1 hr 32 mins
anime banzai, bloodborne, comedy, cosplay, final fantasy 14, final fantasy 15, funny, geeks, lesbians, nerds, nice, night trap, salt, the snowman, video games
Join Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, and Count Chocula as they get salty
Episode 26: Pile of Lesbians or Robots Instead?
October 18th, 2017 | 2 hrs 16 mins
K is gone again... so get ready for a 4 hour podcast
Episode 25: Bazooka's in my Tits!? It's more likely than you think
October 10th, 2017 | 1 hr 54 mins
video games, funeral arrangements, NSFW Panera stories, Bazooka's, and cryptids