The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!


  • Back From The War?

    April 4th, 2020  |  1 hr 29 mins

    Join K, Jessi, and a "secret" guest as they throw salt at COVID, Echidna P****, Evermore, FF14, and more

  • All Of The Toilet Paper In Costco

    March 13th, 2020  |  1 hr 28 mins


  • "Boing" sound effects

    March 4th, 2020  |  1 hr 29 mins

    Join K and Jessi for your weekly dose of salt , FF14 talk, Evermore update, Birds of Prey, and IRL salty issues

  • What's Your Location? I Just Want to Talk

    February 21st, 2020  |  1 hr 13 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they throw their salt at FF14, Nier Automata, Evermore, and more

  • Listen!! Tiddy isn't the Problem

    February 10th, 2020  |  2 hrs 2 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they talk FF7 remake dresses, snow, PS2 parts reviews, and all the salt you've been missing

  • I Can Use My Left, But Not For Writing

    January 17th, 2020  |  1 hr 5 mins

    K and Jessi are back to talk about all the good things and salty things and visiting cons and all types of tastebud type stuff

  • Bitter But Still RIGHT!!!

    January 10th, 2020  |  1 hr 33 mins
  • Song for your beef

    January 3rd, 2020  |  1 hr 53 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they kick off the new year and decade with your weekly recommended dose of salt

  • How The Grinch Described My Life

    December 20th, 2019  |  1 hr 11 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they deep dive into the mythos and physiology of the live action Grinch movie along with other deep insights on FF14, Evermore, Star Wars, and more

  • Where The Sun Does Shine

    December 13th, 2019  |  1 hr 38 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they talk Evermore, FF14, life changes, and interesting sun bathing techniques

  • Yeeted back into his body

    November 28th, 2019  |  1 hr 22 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they dish all their salt about video games, cosplay, comics, movies, and all things nerdy

  • Watch A Star War

    November 22nd, 2019  |  1 hr 20 mins

    join K and Jessi as they talk about baby yoda, cosplay, ff14, cursed items, and more