The Salt Report
About the Show
We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where four of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Niki who is determined to be the best tank in Final Fantasy 14. We are also happy to announce our newest member Jessi, who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!
Episode 40: 70's Porn 'Stache
February 13th, 2018 | 2 hrs 9 mins
Jam packed episode featuring: Deadpool 2, Black Panther, Final Fantasy cosplay, fanfic, milk, Uma Thurman, terrible video games, and that's not even scratching the surface
Episode 39: The Milkening
February 6th, 2018 | 1 hr 32 mins
I.T. problems, Overwatch, Final Fantasy 15 (not 14), and 2018's fascination with milk
Episode 38: Three of the Gayest Gay's
January 30th, 2018 | 2 hrs 9 mins
*Editors Note: This is by far the best, funniest, and enjoyable episode yet.
Episode 37: Your Favorite Episode
January 23rd, 2018 | 1 hr 54 mins
Grab your Wetzels Pretzels and enjoy the show
2017 sure was a Salty year
December 31st, 2017
19 mins 9 secs
2017, comic books, hentai, humor, jokes, movies, music, nerd culture, nerds, salt, salty, video games
Special episode featuring guests, jokes, snaps, and all things salty from 2017
Episode 35: Merry Chrysler
December 25th, 2017
2 hrs 18 mins
christmas, funny, geeks, humor, lesbians, nerd culture, nerds, pop culture, silly, star wars, the last jedi, video games, xmas
The last episode official episode of 2017!!!! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a HAPPY New Year!!!!!!! See yall in 2018
Episode 34: Lance Bass is in Kingdom Hearts
December 19th, 2017 | 2 hrs 25 mins
Time to pull out your Keyblades, star wars thoughts, and boss baby diapers out for this one.
Episode 33: Trout Pout
December 11th, 2017 | 2 hrs 47 mins
Christmas miracles do happen!!! Our good friend, supporter, and Papa Smurf himself Jeremy Greer joins the Salt Report
Episode 32: Lawd have Moicy
December 5th, 2017
1 hr 47 mins
anime, avengers, black mirror, bloodborne, comics, cosplay, ff14, geeks, infinity wars, jojo, movies, nerds, netflix, ps4, shot in the dark, video games, warframe
Avengers Trailers, Jojo hentai, 3D printing, the Witcher, and the holiday spirit all in one salty location.
Episode 31: Niki Busts a NUT!!
November 28th, 2017
2 hrs 5 mins
anime, blizzard, ff14, ffxiv, final fantasy 14, geeks, git gud, jeff kaplan, menat, mercy, moira, nerds, nerfed, net neutrality, netflix, nuts, overwatch, pecans, persona 5, ps4, punisher, street fighter, street fighter v, the devil is a part timer, video games, warframe, xbox one
that episode title tho...
Episode 30: Fair Trade Clown Dick
November 21st, 2017 | 2 hrs 9 mins
This might be the most important episode of our podcast... also there's talk of rotten clown dick
Episode 29: Children of the Optometrist
November 14th, 2017
2 hrs 3 mins
bloodborne, comics, creepy, halloween, salt, stranger things 2, video games
The gang is all back after a week off, and there is some serious salt coming your way!
Episode 28: The Time Pizza Theory
October 31st, 2017
1 hr 27 mins
anime, anime banzai, bleach, comedy, cosplay, final fantasy 14, funny, geeks, halloween, hilarious, humor, nerds, spooky, spoopy, time pizza theory, video games
Join K, Niki, Jessi, and special guest Joan as they uncover the secrets of the Time Pizza Theory