The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!


  • Episode 16: A Bunch of Weeaboo's

    August 1st, 2017  |  1 hr 42 mins
    bleach, cosplay, final fantasy 14, nier automata, nintendo switch, pyre, splatoon 2

    grab your favorite snacks and snuggle up to your Bleach body pillow for the weeaboo talk.

  • Episode 15: Ark... Not Even Once

    July 25th, 2017  |  1 hr 52 mins
    american gods, castlevania, cosplay, final fantasy 14, salt report, splatoon 2, tekken

    friend of the show Kou Kagerou stops by and warns us all about the perils of playing Ark, and so much more.

  • Episode 14: Thirst Season 2 aka Anime Titty Car

    July 18th, 2017  |  2 hrs 14 mins
    castlevania netflix, cosplay, ff14, ffxiv, final fantasy, lucio, nerds, overwatch, salt lake game con, tumblr

    Thirst Season is here again and we cover everything from FF14, Cosplay contests, a HUGE Overwatch conspiracy, and more

  • Episode 13: Internet Slap Fight

    July 11th, 2017  |  1 hr 32 mins
    bloodborne, breath of the wild, cosplay, final fantasy 14, magikarp jump, mobile games, nerds, nier automata, persona 5, video games, zelda botw

    Did you miss us? Well we're back with more nerdy shenanigans than you can throw a firecracker at.

  • Episode 12: Kink Shame aka to Vore or not to Vore

    June 27th, 2017  |  1 hr 17 mins

    You came for the game talk but all you're leaving with is kink shame... you're welcome

  • Episode 11: Weirdos on the Internet aka E3 sucked

    June 20th, 2017  |  1 hr 49 mins
    a way out, before the storm, bloodborne, board games, cosplay, cup head, david cage, days passed, detroit being human, e3, e3 2017, geeks, life is strange, miniatures, monster hunter world, nerds, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, shadow of the colossus, tea, video games, xbox

    On this episode we recap E3 2017 along with a regular nerdy salt, and we welcome our second guest host Joan!!!

  • Episode 10: Robutts & Seaman's

    June 13th, 2017  |  1 hr 19 mins
    bloodborne, e3 2017, hellblade, magikarp jump, nintendo, onimusha, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, seaman, shenmue, sony, video games, xbox

    Talking Hellblade, Magikarp Jump, Overwatch, cosplay glove hell, and YOUR E3 predictions!

  • Episode 9: a Bizarre of Jojo's

    June 6th, 2017  |  1 hr 18 mins

    episode 9 is here!! Packed with Magikarp's, thug cats, and Jojo's bizarre adventure cosplay

  • Episode 8: Welcome to the BloodWatch Tensei Podcast

    May 30th, 2017  |  1 hr 43 mins
    bloodborne, consoles, drug dealers, funny, geeks, hellsblade, hilarious, humorous, kamen riders, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, sonic the hedgehog, video games, videogames, xbox one

    more Bloodborne, Overwatch & Persona talk, ways to identify drug dealers, and K introduces a new segment "Atlus Can You NOT!"

  • Episode 7: Space Raptor Podcast Invasion!!!!!

    May 15th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins
    abzu, bloodborne, chuck tingle, cosplay, geeks, hotline miami 2, kickstarted in the butt, nerds, overwatch, pc, persona 5, ps4, salt, salt report, videogames, xbox

    More Bloodborne, More Persona 5, More Overwatch, MORE SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Episode 6: Spicy Panda HOTTT takes

    May 8th, 2017  |  2 hrs 5 mins
    anime, bloodborne, botw, breath of the wild, cosplay, funny, geeks, humor, nerdcore, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, pc, persona 5, prey, ps4, tattoos, vampire hunter d, video games, xbox, zelda

    Video Games, Courthouse brawls, bad tattoos, a panda mauls a game company, and so much more!!

  • Episode 5: No Johns!!!

    May 1st, 2017  |  1 hr 21 mins
    bloodborne, cosplay, morgana, night trap, overwatch, persona 5, pro genji, ps4, salt, video games

    the gang is back with some Bloodborne salt, Night Trap talk, Persona 5 love, and Morgana makes us all go to bed early.