The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!


  • Episode 4: Genji must be tired, let's go to sleep

    April 24th, 2017  |  1 hr 27 mins
    cosplay, geeks, nerds, nier automata, overwatch, overwatch insurrection, pc games, persona 3, persona 3 fes, persona 5, ps4, sakura con, star wars, thor ragnarok, video games, xbox

    back from our week off, we're all stocked up on new salt about Overwatch, Persona 5, Nier: Automata, and more!

  • Episode 3: Thirst Season aka Alien Titties (we're sorry)

    April 10th, 2017  |  1 hr 57 mins

    This is easily the best and worst episode of the podcast... it also might be the end of the podcast

  • Episode 2: the Sugar Report??

    April 3rd, 2017  |  1 hr 33 mins
    bloodborne, botw, breath of the wild, comic con, cosplay, dark souls 3, deadpool, dlc, fromsoft, funny, geeks, gta, nerds, nintendo, ps4, road rage, sleeping dogs, the ringed city, video games, zelda

    We start out with a bit of sugary goodness, but then the show takes a turn towards the salt mines!

  • Episode 1: The Salt Palace Debacle

    March 27th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins
    breath of the wild, cosplay, fire emblem, jrpgs, neir automata, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, pc, persona 5, ps4, rpgs, salt, salt lake fanxperience, steam, video games, zelda

    Androids who don't do work, Fire Emblem madness, and cosplay salt to make the Morton's salt girl cringe

  • Episode Zero... Pass the Salt

    March 23rd, 2017  |  1 hr 10 mins
    bloodborne, breath of the wild, dark souls, neir automata, nerds, nintendo, nintendo switch, overwatch, salt, salty, video games, zelda

    our pilot episode with enough salt to make peanuts cringe...