The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!


  • Episode 9: a Bizarre of Jojo's

    June 6th, 2017  |  1 hr 18 mins

    episode 9 is here!! Packed with Magikarp's, thug cats, and Jojo's bizarre adventure cosplay

  • Episode 8: Welcome to the BloodWatch Tensei Podcast

    May 30th, 2017  |  1 hr 43 mins
    bloodborne, consoles, drug dealers, funny, geeks, hellsblade, hilarious, humorous, kamen riders, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, sonic the hedgehog, video games, videogames, xbox one

    more Bloodborne, Overwatch & Persona talk, ways to identify drug dealers, and K introduces a new segment "Atlus Can You NOT!"

  • Episode 7: Space Raptor Podcast Invasion!!!!!

    May 15th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins
    abzu, bloodborne, chuck tingle, cosplay, geeks, hotline miami 2, kickstarted in the butt, nerds, overwatch, pc, persona 5, ps4, salt, salt report, videogames, xbox

    More Bloodborne, More Persona 5, More Overwatch, MORE SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Episode 6: Spicy Panda HOTTT takes

    May 8th, 2017  |  2 hrs 5 mins
    anime, bloodborne, botw, breath of the wild, cosplay, funny, geeks, humor, nerdcore, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, pc, persona 5, prey, ps4, tattoos, vampire hunter d, video games, xbox, zelda

    Video Games, Courthouse brawls, bad tattoos, a panda mauls a game company, and so much more!!

  • Episode 5: No Johns!!!

    May 1st, 2017  |  1 hr 21 mins
    bloodborne, cosplay, morgana, night trap, overwatch, persona 5, pro genji, ps4, salt, video games

    the gang is back with some Bloodborne salt, Night Trap talk, Persona 5 love, and Morgana makes us all go to bed early.

  • Episode 4: Genji must be tired, let's go to sleep

    April 24th, 2017  |  1 hr 27 mins
    cosplay, geeks, nerds, nier automata, overwatch, overwatch insurrection, pc games, persona 3, persona 3 fes, persona 5, ps4, sakura con, star wars, thor ragnarok, video games, xbox

    back from our week off, we're all stocked up on new salt about Overwatch, Persona 5, Nier: Automata, and more!

  • Episode 3: Thirst Season aka Alien Titties (we're sorry)

    April 10th, 2017  |  1 hr 57 mins

    This is easily the best and worst episode of the podcast... it also might be the end of the podcast

  • Episode 2: the Sugar Report??

    April 3rd, 2017  |  1 hr 33 mins
    bloodborne, botw, breath of the wild, comic con, cosplay, dark souls 3, deadpool, dlc, fromsoft, funny, geeks, gta, nerds, nintendo, ps4, road rage, sleeping dogs, the ringed city, video games, zelda

    We start out with a bit of sugary goodness, but then the show takes a turn towards the salt mines!

  • Episode 1: The Salt Palace Debacle

    March 27th, 2017  |  1 hr 25 mins
    breath of the wild, cosplay, fire emblem, jrpgs, neir automata, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, pc, persona 5, ps4, rpgs, salt, salt lake fanxperience, steam, video games, zelda

    Androids who don't do work, Fire Emblem madness, and cosplay salt to make the Morton's salt girl cringe

  • Episode Zero... Pass the Salt

    March 23rd, 2017  |  1 hr 10 mins
    bloodborne, breath of the wild, dark souls, neir automata, nerds, nintendo, nintendo switch, overwatch, salt, salty, video games, zelda

    our pilot episode with enough salt to make peanuts cringe...