The Salt Report
About the Show
We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where four of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Niki who is determined to be the best tank in Final Fantasy 14. We are also happy to announce our newest member Jessi, who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!
Episode 27: The Monster Cereal Podcast
October 24th, 2017
1 hr 32 mins
anime banzai, bloodborne, comedy, cosplay, final fantasy 14, final fantasy 15, funny, geeks, lesbians, nerds, nice, night trap, salt, the snowman, video games
Join Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, and Count Chocula as they get salty
Episode 26: Pile of Lesbians or Robots Instead?
October 18th, 2017 | 2 hrs 16 mins
K is gone again... so get ready for a 4 hour podcast
Episode 25: Bazooka's in my Tits!? It's more likely than you think
October 10th, 2017 | 1 hr 54 mins
video games, funeral arrangements, NSFW Panera stories, Bazooka's, and cryptids
Episode 24: the Spoopy Report
October 3rd, 2017
2 hrs 28 mins
bouquet catch, cryptids, dad life, dnd, neo yokio, netflix, nightwing, salt, spooky, spoopy, video games, warframe
the Spoopy season begins!!! Cryptids, Neo Yokio, Warframe, DnD, Bouquet murder catch, poop, and more!!
Episode 23: The Cryptid Drinking Game
September 26th, 2017 | 1 hr 43 mins
When you hear one of us say the word Cryptid take a drink!!!
Episode 22: Get Hellboy Swole
September 19th, 2017 | 2 hrs 40 mins
The salt gets real for Jake as he squares up with Stephen King... also FF14, My Hero Academia, P5, & Hellboy
Episode 21: I can 1-Up you Too!!
September 12th, 2017 | 1 hr 52 mins
In this episode we welcome Star Exorcist on the show and Jessi tells us about how much she loves Star Wars
Episode 20: I love my Titty Bones
September 5th, 2017 | 1 hr 52 mins
salty chaos at it's finest!!! We welcome special guest Bryan Wade on the show and things get crazy before our opening song even drops.
BONUS Episode: DeathNOPE!
September 1st, 2017 | 55 mins 57 secs
Welcome to our first Bonus episode where Bryan Wade (Dark Insight, Expanded Universe) hosts a special SALTY show about Netflix's Death Note adaptation.
Episode 19: a Harry Hole in my Bocket
August 29th, 2017 | 2 hrs 20 mins
Lunar eclipse talk, Truck-ception, a formal apology, Final Fantasy 14, fake Alexander Skarsgard, and so much more!!!
Episode 18: The Mystery of the Hentai Blimp
August 22nd, 2017
1 hr 53 mins
bleach, comics, cosplay, gamers, geeks, hellblade, hentai, just cause 3, nerds, nier automata, persona 5, punching nazis, sundered, the mummy, the thing, video games
All you need to know is in the title... okay, that's not true, but that episode title right?
Episode 17: Hostile Take Over!!!
August 8th, 2017 | 1 hr 39 mins
Where is Jake? Who is Tentacle Mouth McLady Hands? Why can't Niki stop laughing? How come K is deciding what weapon to use?
Episode 16: A Bunch of Weeaboo's
August 1st, 2017
1 hr 42 mins
bleach, cosplay, final fantasy 14, nier automata, nintendo switch, pyre, splatoon 2
grab your favorite snacks and snuggle up to your Bleach body pillow for the weeaboo talk.
Episode 15: Ark... Not Even Once
July 25th, 2017
1 hr 52 mins
american gods, castlevania, cosplay, final fantasy 14, salt report, splatoon 2, tekken
friend of the show Kou Kagerou stops by and warns us all about the perils of playing Ark, and so much more.
Episode 14: Thirst Season 2 aka Anime Titty Car
July 18th, 2017
2 hrs 14 mins
castlevania netflix, cosplay, ff14, ffxiv, final fantasy, lucio, nerds, overwatch, salt lake game con, tumblr
Thirst Season is here again and we cover everything from FF14, Cosplay contests, a HUGE Overwatch conspiracy, and more