The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!

Episodes

  • baebean, this is important to me

    July 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 11 secs

    episode 100 is here and we're celebrating with reading wild things from the internet!!!

  • No "AWOO" Zone

    June 21st, 2019  |  1 hr 18 mins

    DO NOT AWOO!!!!!!

  • You're Not Thomas The Train Engine!?!?!

    June 14th, 2019  |  2 hrs 2 mins

    join K and Jessi as they talk FF14, Sac Anime, Hepatitis B, Good Omens, and your weekly dose of salt

  • Shave Off Your Noodles

    May 31st, 2019  |  1 hr 44 mins

    join K and Jessi as they cover the new FF14 updates, Kojima's boyfriends tweets, table top games, and more

  • What is his HUSBANDS name!?!!

    May 24th, 2019  |  1 hr 25 mins

    join K and Jessi as they try to figure out Mr. Ratburn's husbands name, talk Final Fantasy 14, horror movies, imported salt, and so much more!!

  • Jessi Will Remember That!!

    May 17th, 2019  |  1 hr 45 mins

    after a week off, K and Jessi are back with your weekly dose of salt. Cosplay, conventions, Final Fantasy 14, and more!!!

  • Don't be the Family Feud

    May 3rd, 2019  |  1 hr 13 mins

    Join K and Jessi for your weekly dose of salt

  • Adulting All Over The Place

    April 19th, 2019  |  1 hr 41 mins
  • For Dark Internet Rituals

    April 12th, 2019  |  1 hr 20 mins
  • The Twink was the Alpha!!!

    April 5th, 2019  |  1 hr 36 mins

    yup... this is happening

    Join K and Jessi on a salt filled episode with your weekly dose of FF14, cosplay updates, and a special performance of "The Alpha and Omega" you will never forget.

  • Ugly Lemon!!!!!

    March 29th, 2019  |  1 hr 16 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they go FULL FFXIV about the recent Key Note. Get the good, the bad, the salty. Also on the show: Zack Snyder salt, an unforgivable truth, disturbing imported salt, and K and Jessi become trap rap gods!