The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!


  • Look into my Sad Eyes

    November 8th, 2019  |  2 hrs 11 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they talk FF14, Evermore, Nier: Automata, My Chemical Romance, and more

  • We're Having Technical Difficulties Todd Howard

    October 25th, 2019  |  1 hr 1 min

    Join K and Jessi as they fight technical difficulties, ribbon goblins, anime contests, boob jiggle physics, and more

  • I Suspect You Have Questions

    October 18th, 2019  |  1 hr 21 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they talk about FF14, Nier Automata, Cosplay, Candy Corn, and more

  • Superfly Slaps Back

    October 4th, 2019  |  1 hr 6 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they talk about the Promare film, FF14, Cosplay, and more

  • Weaponized Honks

    September 27th, 2019  |  1 hr 43 mins


  • Reno is trending

    September 16th, 2019  |  1 hr 23 mins
  • Puppets!!!!!!

    September 6th, 2019  |  1 hr 28 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they talk puppets, FF14, and a zesty handful of salt

  • Double Kojima All The Way

    August 24th, 2019  |  1 hr 44 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they recap the Evermore finale, talk FF14, and deep dive into the Death Stranding Pepe Silvia board

  • Dragon Trainers IRL

    August 16th, 2019  |  1 hr 29 mins

    join K and Jessi as they talk about the Salt Report IRL, Evermore, playing spoopy video games, Harvey, World Cosplay Summit, and more

  • Deadass... That's a Sephiroth Tattoo

    August 2nd, 2019  |  1 hr 26 mins
  • Benediction Copper-Bell Mines

    July 26th, 2019  |  1 hr 26 mins

    join K and Jessi as they talk all things FF14, turn a conversation into Bloodborne, Dr. Strange,

  • What The Proc Is Going ON!?

    July 19th, 2019  |  2 hrs 9 mins

    on today's "programmed random occurrence" join K and Jessi as they dig deep into the new FF14 Shadowbringers DLC, game con shenanigans, MMO terminology, and more