The Salt Report
About the Show
We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where four of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Niki who is determined to be the best tank in Final Fantasy 14. We are also happy to announce our newest member Jessi, who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!
Episode 13: Internet Slap Fight
July 11th, 2017
1 hr 32 mins
bloodborne, breath of the wild, cosplay, final fantasy 14, magikarp jump, mobile games, nerds, nier automata, persona 5, video games, zelda botw
Did you miss us? Well we're back with more nerdy shenanigans than you can throw a firecracker at.
Episode 12: Kink Shame aka to Vore or not to Vore
June 27th, 2017 | 1 hr 17 mins
You came for the game talk but all you're leaving with is kink shame... you're welcome
Episode 11: Weirdos on the Internet aka E3 sucked
June 20th, 2017
1 hr 49 mins
a way out, before the storm, bloodborne, board games, cosplay, cup head, david cage, days passed, detroit being human, e3, e3 2017, geeks, life is strange, miniatures, monster hunter world, nerds, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, shadow of the colossus, tea, video games, xbox
On this episode we recap E3 2017 along with a regular nerdy salt, and we welcome our second guest host Joan!!!
Episode 10: Robutts & Seaman's
June 13th, 2017
1 hr 19 mins
bloodborne, e3 2017, hellblade, magikarp jump, nintendo, onimusha, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, seaman, shenmue, sony, video games, xbox
Talking Hellblade, Magikarp Jump, Overwatch, cosplay glove hell, and YOUR E3 predictions!
Episode 9: a Bizarre of Jojo's
June 6th, 2017 | 1 hr 18 mins
episode 9 is here!! Packed with Magikarp's, thug cats, and Jojo's bizarre adventure cosplay
Episode 8: Welcome to the BloodWatch Tensei Podcast
May 30th, 2017
1 hr 43 mins
bloodborne, consoles, drug dealers, funny, geeks, hellsblade, hilarious, humorous, kamen riders, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, sonic the hedgehog, video games, videogames, xbox one
more Bloodborne, Overwatch & Persona talk, ways to identify drug dealers, and K introduces a new segment "Atlus Can You NOT!"
Episode 7: Space Raptor Podcast Invasion!!!!!
May 15th, 2017
1 hr 25 mins
abzu, bloodborne, chuck tingle, cosplay, geeks, hotline miami 2, kickstarted in the butt, nerds, overwatch, pc, persona 5, ps4, salt, salt report, videogames, xbox
More Bloodborne, More Persona 5, More Overwatch, MORE SALT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Episode 6: Spicy Panda HOTTT takes
May 8th, 2017
2 hrs 5 mins
anime, bloodborne, botw, breath of the wild, cosplay, funny, geeks, humor, nerdcore, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, pc, persona 5, prey, ps4, tattoos, vampire hunter d, video games, xbox, zelda
Video Games, Courthouse brawls, bad tattoos, a panda mauls a game company, and so much more!!
Episode 5: No Johns!!!
May 1st, 2017
1 hr 21 mins
bloodborne, cosplay, morgana, night trap, overwatch, persona 5, pro genji, ps4, salt, video games
the gang is back with some Bloodborne salt, Night Trap talk, Persona 5 love, and Morgana makes us all go to bed early.
Episode 4: Genji must be tired, let's go to sleep
April 24th, 2017
1 hr 27 mins
cosplay, geeks, nerds, nier automata, overwatch, overwatch insurrection, pc games, persona 3, persona 3 fes, persona 5, ps4, sakura con, star wars, thor ragnarok, video games, xbox
back from our week off, we're all stocked up on new salt about Overwatch, Persona 5, Nier: Automata, and more!
Episode 3: Thirst Season aka Alien Titties (we're sorry)
April 10th, 2017 | 1 hr 57 mins
This is easily the best and worst episode of the podcast... it also might be the end of the podcast
Episode 2: the Sugar Report??
April 3rd, 2017
1 hr 33 mins
bloodborne, botw, breath of the wild, comic con, cosplay, dark souls 3, deadpool, dlc, fromsoft, funny, geeks, gta, nerds, nintendo, ps4, road rage, sleeping dogs, the ringed city, video games, zelda
We start out with a bit of sugary goodness, but then the show takes a turn towards the salt mines!
Episode 1: The Salt Palace Debacle
March 27th, 2017
1 hr 25 mins
breath of the wild, cosplay, fire emblem, jrpgs, neir automata, nerds, nintendo, overwatch, pc, persona 5, ps4, rpgs, salt, salt lake fanxperience, steam, video games, zelda
Androids who don't do work, Fire Emblem madness, and cosplay salt to make the Morton's salt girl cringe