The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!

Episodes

  • The Twink was the Alpha!!!

    April 5th, 2019  |  1 hr 36 mins

    yup... this is happening

    Join K and Jessi on a salt filled episode with your weekly dose of FF14, cosplay updates, and a special performance of "The Alpha and Omega" you will never forget.

  • Ugly Lemon!!!!!

    March 29th, 2019  |  1 hr 16 mins

    Join K and Jessi as they go FULL FFXIV about the recent Key Note. Get the good, the bad, the salty. Also on the show: Zack Snyder salt, an unforgivable truth, disturbing imported salt, and K and Jessi become trap rap gods!

  • Upsetti Spaghetti

    March 22nd, 2019  |  1 hr 22 mins

    Resident Evil 4, Cosplay upsets, Devil May Cry 5, and more

  • Cheers Bro, I'll Drink to That

    March 15th, 2019  |  1 hr 26 mins

    Join Devil and May Cry for some talk about K and Jessi loving Devil May Cry 5. Also some Captain Marvel talk, future possible streaming events, cosplay, your weekly dose of salt, and more

  • Listen till the End

    March 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 25 mins

    Seriously... listen to the absolute last second

  • Fight or Flight censorship

    March 1st, 2019  |  1 hr 27 mins

    Join K and Jessi has they talk about FF14, the Oscars, censorship, imported salt, and so much more

  • Episode 84: Spiritual Motorboating and other things

    February 22nd, 2019  |  1 hr 37 mins

    join K and Jessi as you find out about Jessi's upcoming autobiography, FF14 fun, comic recommendations, cosplay updates, and the RETURN OF BUDBORNE!!!!!

  • Episode 83: Nanomachines in the Danger Zone!! featuring Mr. X

    February 15th, 2019  |  2 hrs 46 mins
  • Episode 82: Palpatine Palpitations

    February 8th, 2019  |  1 hr 38 mins

    Jessi and K are back again to discuss Evermore Park, KH3, FFXIV Streams, and AXE WIZARDS

  • Episode 81: Cover My Sins

    February 1st, 2019  |  2 hrs 11 mins

    K and Jessi are back and the salt this episode is... pretty good. Get your weekly dose of salt including FF14, Metal Gear, Cosplay, comic book tv shows, and more

  • Episode 80: Why are there teeth in the farmer bag?

    January 25th, 2019  |  3 hrs 11 mins

    join K, Jessi, and guests Nikki and Jay as they break down the salt on Assassins Creed Odysseys latest DLC, more FF14, and a tale so crazy we named the episode after.

  • Episode 79: Aggressive T-Posing

    January 18th, 2019  |  2 hrs 41 mins

    K and Jessi are back with salt about Anime L.A., more metal gear, yelling at Ubisoft, and so much more salt