The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!

Episodes

  • Episode 54: Those Cakes Tho!!

    June 1st, 2018  |  1 hr 44 mins
    bloodborne, comics, cooking mishaps, cosplay, dark souls remastered, ffxiv, final fantasy 14, geeks, movies, nerd culture, nerds, netflix, pop culture, trollhunters, video games

    join Jake, K, and Jessi as they talk Dark Souls Remastered, Budborne, Cosplay updates, California's heat, and an interactive retrospect on 2012's great selfie Olympics

  • Episode 53: Bison Dollars

    May 25th, 2018  |  2 hrs 6 mins
    avengers, bloodborne, comics, cosplay, dark souls remasterd, deadpool 2, marvel, movies, nerd talk, nerds, pop culture, ps4, ryan reynolds, salt report, thor ragnarok, video games

    Talking Deadpool 2 (spoiler free), more Bloodborne, cosplay, Infinity Wars, Monster Hunter World dino poop, video game movies, and more

  • Episode 52: Sexy Tree Orgies

    May 18th, 2018  |  2 hrs 7 mins

    Tree pornography, disrespecting the Wu, Budborne drama, spooky spooks, and all the salt you crave

  • Episode 51: Probably tired from Dying...

    May 11th, 2018  |  2 hrs 25 mins

    We've moved to a new release day and that means double the salt for you this week. Infinity War, video games, cosplay, Free Comic Book Day, and more on today's show

  • Episode 50: Thanks, Tom

    May 8th, 2018  |  2 hrs 5 mins
    bloodborne, comics, cosplay, detroit being human, geeks, infinity war, marvel, nerd culture, nerd salt, nerds, video games

    We made it to episode 50!!!!! Thanks for all the support and we look forward to 50 more!!!

  • Episode 49: Time to Titty

    May 1st, 2018  |  2 hrs 39 mins
    bloodborne, board games, comics, cosplay, deadpool 2, geeks, movies, nerd talk, nerds, overwatch, twitter beef, video games

    Someone awesome crashes the podcast!!!

  • Episode 48: Friday the 13th: Revenge of the Goop Head

    April 17th, 2018  |  1 hr 47 mins

    Recording on Friday the 13th was a bad idea...

  • Episode 47: Bad Dragon Dick

    April 10th, 2018  |  2 hrs 25 mins
    bloodborne, cosplay, dark souls, funny, geeks, humor, movies, nerd talk, nerds, nsfw, overwatch, return of the jedi, sakura con, star wars, video games, warframe, witcher 3

    Warframe, Witcher 3, Overwatch Retribution, criticizing critics, Star Wars, fanfics, cosplay road trips, Dark Souls Remaster talk, and so much more!!!

  • Episode 46: Welcome to FanFic Theater

    April 4th, 2018  |  52 mins 23 secs
    fanfic, funny, geeks, harry potter, hilarious, my immortal, nerds, silly, the salt report

    the most special of episodes... a tale so epic and gothic your life will never be the same. The Salt Report welcomes you to FanFic Theater!

  • Episode 45: Skeleton on the Inside

    March 28th, 2018  |  1 hr 44 mins

    its our 1st year anniversary of the show!!!! We want to take you for hanging out with us and putting up with our salty souls. xoxo's

  • Episode 44: ¡cuidado, mis amigas son lesbianas!

    March 21st, 2018  |  2 hrs 48 mins
    bloodborne, final fantasy, funny, geeks, nerds, overwatch, splatfest

    en el programa de hoy hablamos de trolls, Bloodborne, Splatfest, y damos la bienvenida a nuestro buen amigo Adrian Alvarez

  • Episode 43: His Hair Won't Twink

    March 14th, 2018  |  2 hrs 30 mins

    Time to get salty over snacks, vore, Final Fantasy 15, and listen to 2 of the saltiest mafioso's on the internet.