The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!


  • Episode 42: Where's my WIFE!?!?!

    March 6th, 2018  |  2 hrs 7 mins

    Cosplay wig HELL, Overwatch's newest hero, Doujin's explained, and Jake can't find his wife

  • Episode 41: Insert Big Cat Noises

    February 27th, 2018  |  1 hr 27 mins

    Black Panther (no spoilers), Final Fantasy 14 & 15, Cosplay HELL, Cat noises, and more!

  • Episode 40: 70's Porn 'Stache

    February 13th, 2018  |  2 hrs 9 mins

    Jam packed episode featuring: Deadpool 2, Black Panther, Final Fantasy cosplay, fanfic, milk, Uma Thurman, terrible video games, and that's not even scratching the surface

  • Episode 39: The Milkening

    February 6th, 2018  |  1 hr 32 mins

    I.T. problems, Overwatch, Final Fantasy 15 (not 14), and 2018's fascination with milk

  • Episode 38: Three of the Gayest Gay's

    January 30th, 2018  |  2 hrs 9 mins

    *Editors Note: This is by far the best, funniest, and enjoyable episode yet.

  • Episode 37: Your Favorite Episode

    January 23rd, 2018  |  1 hr 54 mins

    Grab your Wetzels Pretzels and enjoy the show

  • Episode 36: Happy New Fear

    January 16th, 2018  |  2 hrs 43 mins

    The Salty Squad is back for 2018!!!

  • 2017 sure was a Salty year

    December 31st, 2017  |  19 mins 9 secs
    2017, comic books, hentai, humor, jokes, movies, music, nerd culture, nerds, salt, salty, video games

    Special episode featuring guests, jokes, snaps, and all things salty from 2017

  • Episode 35: Merry Chrysler

    December 25th, 2017  |  2 hrs 18 mins
    christmas, funny, geeks, humor, lesbians, nerd culture, nerds, pop culture, silly, star wars, the last jedi, video games, xmas

    The last episode official episode of 2017!!!! Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, and have a HAPPY New Year!!!!!!! See yall in 2018

  • Episode 34: Lance Bass is in Kingdom Hearts

    December 19th, 2017  |  2 hrs 25 mins

    Time to pull out your Keyblades, star wars thoughts, and boss baby diapers out for this one.

  • Episode 33: Trout Pout

    December 11th, 2017  |  2 hrs 47 mins

    Christmas miracles do happen!!! Our good friend, supporter, and Papa Smurf himself Jeremy Greer joins the Salt Report

  • Episode 32: Lawd have Moicy

    December 5th, 2017  |  1 hr 47 mins
    anime, avengers, black mirror, bloodborne, comics, cosplay, ff14, geeks, infinity wars, jojo, movies, nerds, netflix, ps4, shot in the dark, video games, warframe

    Avengers Trailers, Jojo hentai, 3D printing, the Witcher, and the holiday spirit all in one salty location.