The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!

Episodes

  • Episode 31: Niki Busts a NUT!!

    November 28th, 2017  |  2 hrs 5 mins
    anime, blizzard, ff14, ffxiv, final fantasy 14, geeks, git gud, jeff kaplan, menat, mercy, moira, nerds, nerfed, net neutrality, netflix, nuts, overwatch, pecans, persona 5, ps4, punisher, street fighter, street fighter v, the devil is a part timer, video games, warframe, xbox one

    that episode title tho...

  • Episode 30: Fair Trade Clown Dick

    November 21st, 2017  |  2 hrs 9 mins

    This might be the most important episode of our podcast... also there's talk of rotten clown dick

  • Episode 29: Children of the Optometrist

    November 14th, 2017  |  2 hrs 3 mins
    bloodborne, comics, creepy, halloween, salt, stranger things 2, video games

    The gang is all back after a week off, and there is some serious salt coming your way!

  • Episode 28: The Time Pizza Theory

    October 31st, 2017  |  1 hr 27 mins
    anime, anime banzai, bleach, comedy, cosplay, final fantasy 14, funny, geeks, halloween, hilarious, humor, nerds, spooky, spoopy, time pizza theory, video games

    Join K, Niki, Jessi, and special guest Joan as they uncover the secrets of the Time Pizza Theory

  • Bonus Episode: Awoo Mr. Police (The Snowman Spoilercast)

    October 31st, 2017  |  1 hr 16 mins
    harry hole, jo nesbo, michael fassbender, spoilercast, suspense, the snowman

    Join K, Jessi, Niki, and special guest Joan as they dive deep into the Snowman movie

  • Episode 27: The Monster Cereal Podcast

    October 24th, 2017  |  1 hr 32 mins
    anime banzai, bloodborne, comedy, cosplay, final fantasy 14, final fantasy 15, funny, geeks, lesbians, nerds, nice, night trap, salt, the snowman, video games

    Join Frankenberry, Yummy Mummy, and Count Chocula as they get salty

  • Episode 26: Pile of Lesbians or Robots Instead?

    October 18th, 2017  |  2 hrs 16 mins

    K is gone again... so get ready for a 4 hour podcast

  • Episode 25: Bazooka's in my Tits!? It's more likely than you think

    October 10th, 2017  |  1 hr 54 mins

    video games, funeral arrangements, NSFW Panera stories, Bazooka's, and cryptids

  • Episode 24: the Spoopy Report

    October 3rd, 2017  |  2 hrs 28 mins
    bouquet catch, cryptids, dad life, dnd, neo yokio, netflix, nightwing, salt, spooky, spoopy, video games, warframe

    the Spoopy season begins!!! Cryptids, Neo Yokio, Warframe, DnD, Bouquet murder catch, poop, and more!!

  • Episode 23: The Cryptid Drinking Game

    September 26th, 2017  |  1 hr 43 mins

    When you hear one of us say the word Cryptid take a drink!!!

  • Episode 22: Get Hellboy Swole

    September 19th, 2017  |  2 hrs 40 mins

    The salt gets real for Jake as he squares up with Stephen King... also FF14, My Hero Academia, P5, & Hellboy

  • Episode 21: I can 1-Up you Too!!

    September 12th, 2017  |  1 hr 52 mins

    In this episode we welcome Star Exorcist on the show and Jessi tells us about how much she loves Star Wars