The Salt Report

Salt Never Dies!!

About the show

We are the Salt Report Podcast, a show where three of the internet’s saltiest nerds dish out all their salt regarding video games, cosplay, and other nerd related topics. What started as a bunch of online friends ranting about their latest frustrations in video games on twitter has now turned into a full-fledged podcast. Members of the show include: Jake Lionheart who makes video game themed hip hop songs, K who is our resident cosplay master, and Jessi who is our comic book guru and NSFW story teller. So if you’ve ever been salty at your nerdom of choice, then we are the show for you!

Episodes

  • Episode 20: I love my Titty Bones

    September 5th, 2017  |  1 hr 52 mins

    salty chaos at it's finest!!! We welcome special guest Bryan Wade on the show and things get crazy before our opening song even drops.

  • BONUS Episode: DeathNOPE!

    September 1st, 2017  |  55 mins 57 secs

    Welcome to our first Bonus episode where Bryan Wade (Dark Insight, Expanded Universe) hosts a special SALTY show about Netflix's Death Note adaptation.

  • Episode 19: a Harry Hole in my Bocket

    August 29th, 2017  |  2 hrs 20 mins

    Lunar eclipse talk, Truck-ception, a formal apology, Final Fantasy 14, fake Alexander Skarsgard, and so much more!!!

  • Episode 18: The Mystery of the Hentai Blimp

    August 22nd, 2017  |  1 hr 53 mins
    bleach, comics, cosplay, gamers, geeks, hellblade, hentai, just cause 3, nerds, nier automata, persona 5, punching nazis, sundered, the mummy, the thing, video games

    All you need to know is in the title... okay, that's not true, but that episode title right?

  • Episode 17: Hostile Take Over!!!

    August 8th, 2017  |  1 hr 39 mins

    Where is Jake? Who is Tentacle Mouth McLady Hands? Why can't Niki stop laughing? How come K is deciding what weapon to use?

  • Episode 16: A Bunch of Weeaboo's

    August 1st, 2017  |  1 hr 42 mins
    bleach, cosplay, final fantasy 14, nier automata, nintendo switch, pyre, splatoon 2

    grab your favorite snacks and snuggle up to your Bleach body pillow for the weeaboo talk.

  • Episode 15: Ark... Not Even Once

    July 25th, 2017  |  1 hr 52 mins
    american gods, castlevania, cosplay, final fantasy 14, salt report, splatoon 2, tekken

    friend of the show Kou Kagerou stops by and warns us all about the perils of playing Ark, and so much more.

  • Episode 14: Thirst Season 2 aka Anime Titty Car

    July 18th, 2017  |  2 hrs 14 mins
    castlevania netflix, cosplay, ff14, ffxiv, final fantasy, lucio, nerds, overwatch, salt lake game con, tumblr

    Thirst Season is here again and we cover everything from FF14, Cosplay contests, a HUGE Overwatch conspiracy, and more

  • Episode 13: Internet Slap Fight

    July 11th, 2017  |  1 hr 32 mins
    bloodborne, breath of the wild, cosplay, final fantasy 14, magikarp jump, mobile games, nerds, nier automata, persona 5, video games, zelda botw

    Did you miss us? Well we're back with more nerdy shenanigans than you can throw a firecracker at.

  • Episode 12: Kink Shame aka to Vore or not to Vore

    June 27th, 2017  |  1 hr 17 mins

    You came for the game talk but all you're leaving with is kink shame... you're welcome

  • Episode 11: Weirdos on the Internet aka E3 sucked

    June 20th, 2017  |  1 hr 49 mins
    a way out, before the storm, bloodborne, board games, cosplay, cup head, david cage, days passed, detroit being human, e3, e3 2017, geeks, life is strange, miniatures, monster hunter world, nerds, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, shadow of the colossus, tea, video games, xbox

    On this episode we recap E3 2017 along with a regular nerdy salt, and we welcome our second guest host Joan!!!

  • Episode 10: Robutts & Seaman's

    June 13th, 2017  |  1 hr 19 mins
    bloodborne, e3 2017, hellblade, magikarp jump, nintendo, onimusha, overwatch, persona 5, ps4, seaman, shenmue, sony, video games, xbox

    Talking Hellblade, Magikarp Jump, Overwatch, cosplay glove hell, and YOUR E3 predictions!